the neighborhood

Our neighborhood newsletter includes crime reports for the area. Here's one:

Victim: W/M, 66 YOA, Victim said he was walking to his vehicle when suspect approached and pulled out a knife. Victim stated suspect pointed the knife at him and said, "give me your shit." Victim told suspect, "hey you better get the fuck out of here before I take that knife and shove it up your ass." Victim raised his fist at suspect and fled. Taken: Nothing.